Time Crash

Episode Location: The TARDIS
Aliens/Enemies: None
New Characters: The fifth Doctor
Gadgets Used: The TARDIS console
Episode Objective: To prevent the universe from imploding due to a paradox, and return the fifth Doctor to his own time line.

Bullet-point plot

• Martha leaves
• Doctor looks sad
• He pulls a lever
• TARDIS goes crazy
• Doctor calms it down
• And begins fiddling with the console
• He bumps into the 5th Doctor
• Both apologize to each other
• Have a nice double take
• Then stand face to face saying 'What?'
• 10th Doctor is ecstatic at seeing himself
• 5th Doctor wants to know who 10th Doctor is
• And gets rather irritated over his enthusiasm
• He asks why his TARDIS has changed
• Not realizing the 10th Doctor is him
• The TARDIS begins beeping
• Stating that the universe is about to implode
• 5th Doctor is a tad worried
• 10th Doctor, not really so
• 5th asks again who 10th is
• And thinks he is a 'fan'
• 10th is a upset
• Then warning bells start to go off
• The universe is about to implode
• But the 10th Doctor says he knows what to do
• He begins to fiddle with the console
• 5th Doctor tells him not to
• As he will blow up the TARDIS
• 10th Doctor doesn't listen
• Everything goes wibbly
• Then returns to normal
• Just as the universe imploded
• The TARDIS exploded
• So they canceled each other out
• 5th asks 10th how he knew what to do
• 10th says he remembers being 5th
• And seeing himself do it...
• Wibbly wobbly... timey wimey!
• The time lines sort themselves out
• 5th Doctor begins to dissapear
• 10th brings him back
• And tells him how much he liked being him
• There's a nice heart felt moment
• Then 5th Doctor dissapears for good
• His voice is heard
• Telling 10th to put up his shields
• At that moment, the Titanic crashes
• 10th Doctor is a tad shocked
• 'What?... what?!.... What?!?'

Best Bits
- Talking to the TARDIS (we love it!)
- 10th talking about 5th
- 'Oh! Its the back of our head!'
- 'You're a fan'
- Heart felt goodbyes


Favorite Quotes

Fifth Doctor: Who are you?
Tenth Doctor: Ohhh... brilliant!... I mean, totally wrong, big emergency, universe goes bang in five minutes, but... brilliant!
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Tenth Doctor: Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety cricket stuff, the.... stick of celery....yeah.... Brave choice celery, but fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry of a decorative vegetable.
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Tenth Doctor: Ohhhh! Its the back of our head!
Fifth Doctor: What?
Tenth Doctor: Sorry, sorry... it's not something you see every day, is it? The back of your own head.
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Fifth Doctor: What have you done to myTARDIS? You've changed the desktop theme, haven't you? What's this one? Coral? It's worse than the leopard skin!
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Fifth Doctor: [Increasingly concerned] Almost like two time zones at war in the heart of the TARDIS! That's a paradox. Could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of...
[The Tenth Doctor spins the monitor]
Fifth Doctor: ...well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?
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Tenth Doctor: D'ya need this? [offers him the sonic screwdriver]
Fifth Doctor: Nah, I'm fine.
Tenth Doctor: Oh, no, of course. You went all hands-free didn't you? Like, "Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe with a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!
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Tenth Doctor: ...the Master? Oh, he just showed up again, same as ever.
Fifth Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?
Tenth Doctor: No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.
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Tenth Doctor: You know, I loved being you. Back when I first started, at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you. And it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that! That voice thing, I got that from you! Oh, [showing his shoes off] and the trainers, and [puts on his glasses] snap. 'Cause you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor.
[Touched, the Fifth Doctor raises his hat in salute]
Fifth Doctor: To days to come.
Tenth Doctor: All my love to long ago.