Love and Monsters

Episode Location: Earth, London 2006
Aliens/Enemies: Victor Kennedy/The Abzorbaloff, The Hoix
New Characters: Elton, Ursula, Jackie, Bridget, Mr Skinner, Bliss
Gadgets Used: The Sonic Screwdiver
Episode Objective: To learn about The Doctor and escape the Abzorbaloff


Bullet-point Plot

• Elton runs towards the TARDIS
• He reaches out to touch it
• Hears a scream
• Opens a factory door
• A Hoix roars at him
• The Doctor and Rose appear
• And tell Elton to run
• Which he does
• Elton talks to a webcam
• Telling how he met The Doctor once
• When he was 3
• He talks about the Autons
• The Spaceship in the Thames
• And the Sycorax ship
• And how he saw them all
• Prompting him to search the internet
• Find Ursula's blog
• And join L.I.N.D.A
• Initially searching for The Doctor
• But then the members get chummy
• And become friends
• Then a man joins
• Called Victor Kennedy
• Who doesn't like to be touched
• He has info on The Doctor
• And takes over LINDA
• Setting up surveillance
• And giving tasks
• Bliss disappears
• Elton gets close to seeing The Doctor
• But the Hoix appeared
• And he ran
• Kennedy is furious
• Ursula defends Elton
• They get a new link
• A picture of Rose
• Elton searches London
• And finds Jackie
• They become friends
• Bridget disappears
• Jackie tries to seduce him
• But is interrupted by a call from Rose
• Elton realizes he likes Jackie as a friend
• And likes Ursula as more than that
• He offers Jackie a pizza
• But she finds the picture of Rose
• Realizes he's after The Doctor
• And tells him to leave her alone
• Kennedy blames Elton
• He fights back
• All of LINDA decide to leave
• Mr Skinner disappears
• Ursula realizes she left her phone
• They go back in
• And meet the Abzorbaloff
• He absorbs Ursula
• Elton runs
• Reaches a dead end
• Is about to be absorbed
• When the TARDIS arrives
• The Abzorbaloff wants to steal it
• And absorb The Doctor
• He threatens Elton
• LINDA retaliates
• Stretching the Abzorbaloff
• From the inside
• He drops his cane
• Elton smashes it
• The Abzorbaloff disintegrates
  
• The Doctor talks to Elton
• Explaining why Elton saw him as a kid
• The Doctor uses his screwdriver
• To partially reconstruct Ursula
• So Elton is happy
  

Best Bits
- The Doctor with the pork chop
- Elton dancing
- Flashbacks
- L.I.N.D.A
- The Doctor and Rose at the end

Favorite Quotes
The Doctor: [singsong voice] Here, boy! Eat the food! Come on, look at the lovely food. Isn't that nice? Isn't it? Yes it is.
[normally, to Elton] Get out of here! Quickly!
[singsong again] Assa boy. Whosa lika porky choppy, then?
[normally] I SAID RUN!
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Elton: This was it. The impossible task. The quest to find one girl in the middle of a major capital city. One girl in ten million.
Old lady: [Immediately] Oh that's Rose Tyler! Her mum's Jackie Tyler. They live just round there, Powell Estate. Nice family. Bit odd.
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The Doctor: Someone wants a word with you.
Rose: You upset my mum!
Elton: [glances at the Abzorbaloff] ... Big, green, absorbing creature from outer space, and you're having a go at me?
Rose: No one upsets my mum.
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Rose: Is it me, or is he a bit... Slitheen?
The Doctor: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?
Abzorbaloff: No! I'm not the swine; I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.
The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Abzorbaloff: Clom!
The Doctor: Clom?
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The Doctor: Sweet maybe... Passionate, I suppose... But don't ever mistake that for nice.
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The Doctor: Elton! Fetch a spade!
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Elton: When you're a kid, they tell you it's all ... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.