The Doctor Dances

Episode Location: Earth, London 1941
Aliens/Enemies: The Empty Child
New Characters: Captian Jack Harkness, Nancy
Gadgets Used: The TARDIS, The Sonic Screwdriver, The Sonic Blaster, The nanogenes
Episode Objective: To stop the Empty Child and find out what is behind the phenomena

Bullet-point Plot

• The Doctor tells the zombies to go to their room
• They do
  
• Jack reveals he's a con man
• He would get the money for the 'warship'
• Then a bomb would fall on it...
• They go to the Empty Child's room
• And listen to a recording
• When it runs out, the voice continues
• They turn and see the Child in the room
• They run...
• But the Child smashes down the wall
• And the other zombies advance
• Rose uses Jack's blaster to disintegrate the floor
• They fall
• And seal themselves in a room...
• As the Doctor looks for a way out, Jack vanishes.
• Nancy reaches her makeshift living space
• All the other kids are there
• Nancy tells them The Child is hunting her
• She leaves, heading for the bomb site...
• Rose tries to make The Doctor dance
• He fails
• They find themselves teleported onto Jack's ship
• The ships nanogenes heal The Doctors hand...
• Nancy sneaks into the crash sight
• She is caught
• And tied up by a sick man
• Who starts asking 'mummy?'...
• The Doctor, Jack and Rose also reach the crash site
• Jack tries to distract the guard
• Who turns into a zombie
• But he's asleep because Nancy is singing a lullaby
• The four are now trapped in the crash site
• Surrounded by approaching zombies...
• They work out that it is the nanogenes
• Jack teleports away to escape
• The Doctor works out that Nancy is the Empty Child's mother
• She hugs the Empty Child a.k.a. Jamie
• The nanogenes recognize Nancy's DNA as the correct one
• And transform the zombies back to normal...
• A bomb nearly falls on everyone
• But Jack comes back and saves them
• He nearly dies in his ship
• But The Doctor and Rose turn up
• Everyone is happy and dance

Best Bits
- 'Go to your room'
- Jack vs The Doctor
- The Empty Child punching the wall
- Bananas
- The Doctor and the Nanogenes

Favorite Quotes
The Doctor: Coming out of the walls, can you feel it? [Jack and Rose look stunned] Funny little human brains. How do you get around in those things?
Rose: [to Jack] When he gets stressed, he likes to insult species.
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The Doctor: Go! Now! Don't drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?!
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!
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Jack: Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple enfolded sonic disruptor. Doc, whatcha' got?
The Doctor: I've got a sonic, uh, oh never mind.
Jack: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic. Okay, let's leave it at that.
Jack: Disruptor? Cannon? What?!
The Doctor: It's sonic. Totally sonic! I'm sonicked up!
Jack: A sonic what?!
The Doctor: SCREWDRIVER!
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Jack: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooo, this could be a little more sonic'?
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
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The Doctor: Well, it's got to find us first. C'mon, we're not done yet. Assets! Assets!
Jack: [sarcastically] Well, I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves--
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Rose: You got the moves? Show me your moves.
The Doctor: [Unnerved] Rose, I'm... trying to resonate concrete.
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The Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!!
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Woman: [having been healed by the nanogenes] My leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I had one leg!
Dr Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?